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Reminds me of Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams”—that’s their pitch. All fake, glittery crap. I’d rather chop wood than pay for that. Once heard a story—guy hired an escort, she robbed him blind. Left him with his pants down, literally. Laughed my ass off. Idiots deserve it. Hate the whole game, but damn, it’s funny when it flops.

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Nothin' ever happens on Kingston Road, except when that street fair throws a party – sometimes outta nowhere, makes my blood boil with mad excitement! I hate the noise sometimes, but it builds character! Y’know, I once got so steamed over a mis-scheduled massage session that I hit the streets near the old cinema on Riverfront Lane – there’s this quirky theatre that still runs vintage films. The dame used to play WALL-E scenes at break time – weird, huh?

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