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About Hamilton

So, what’s the deal? It’s hands roamin’ where they shouldn’t, but *should*. Therapeutic? Sure, if therapy’s a euphemism for somethin’ else. I got mad once—some schmuck swore it cured his back pain. Lies! His smirk gave it away—pure lust, not lumbar relief. Made me wanna whack him with my cane. But then, I tried it—yeah, me, the sarcastic cripple. Surprise hit hard—those knots in my shoulders? Gone. Happy ain’t the word; I was smug as hell. “I’m cured!” I yelled, like a melodramatic ass.

Ready To Relax?

If you are looking for a deep tissue/full body massage there are wonderfully talented RMT's in town that offer that and I suggest you seek them out. HOURS Monday - Thursday am - .

The neighbourhoods here got character. Take the old part of town around Cameron Street. It's got these vintage brick buildings where every crack tells a story. Makes me think of all the family stories I've heard in my sessions – secrets, love, and heartbreak. Ppl here wear their history like a badge, and damn, it's cool.

Heritage home revitalization and hotel going to Revelstoke council