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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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Oh, and parks! There’s one near High Park, not too far away, where you can just chill with a coffee, catch some rays, and watch the world go by. It’s like a hidden gem where you can pretend to be all artsy-fartsy or even go for a jog if ya feel that kinda vibe. And sometimes, I’ll be cruisin’ by the little creeks along Bloor West, thinkin’ “Eh, what’s up, doc?” Like, boom, these peaceful waters remind me of those unpredictable scenes from City of God! Yeah buddy, life’s a crazy mix.

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