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I tried it once—don’t judge me, alright? Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how I die.” She’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! You’re touchin’ me where?!” Made me so mad—nobody tells you the rules! Is it a massage? Is it sexy time? Am I supposed to tip extra? I’m sweatin’, not from the heat, but pure panic. But then—okay, fine—it felt kinda good. Like, *Inherent Vice* good, where you’re confused but rollin’ with it. “What’s happening here, man?” I muttered, channelin’ Doc. She laughed—thought I was nuts. Fair enough.

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Man, this town’s got a vibe! Start on Dr. George Street – yeah, that’s right, right near the harbor. I tell ya, I often wind down here after a long day. Not too long ago, right next to Main Street you got the Shediac Marina. I was kneadin' some tension outta a customer’s back, and dang, the salty breeze just melted all his worries. And then... uh, somethin' like "What did you expect? Love is a loaded gun" – just like in Mulholland Drive, y’know!

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