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But yo, here’s a lil’ secret – back in ancient Rome, they were wild with this shit. They’d do erotic rubdowns with olive oil, callin’ it some fancy Latin crap – “massage-a-tron 3000” or whatever. True story, blew my mind when I read it, like, “Remy’d be proud, mixin’ oil and chaos!” Makes me wonder if Caesar ever got one and was like, “Et tu, Brute? Rub harder!”

Spots like the quirky bookstore on Elm Ave. – oh man, it smells like old paper and dreams – sure, a bit dusty and wonky (typo: dustee, hieght, reall, truely, occassion, neightborhood, similiar, enuff, awsome, likk) – adds character. You get it: a bit messy, a bit raw, just like life.

County of St. Paul residents will see increased property taxes