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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk erotic-massage, somethin’ the fat cats probly hog for themselves. Picture this: dim lights, warm oil, hands kneadin’ away stress like it’s a tax loophole. I mean, who wouldn’t want that? It’s like “A Serious Man”—you know, my fave flick—where Larry Gopnik’s just tryin’ to figure out life’s mess, and I’m thinkin’, “Buddy, get an erotic-massage, loosen up!”

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AND oh, the quirky alleyways behind the theater on Birch Street – dark, mysterious, sorta like the dovetailing secrets stored in my clients’ minds. Sometimes I record my thoughts there, scribblin' notes on the misshapen benches. I've had my fair share of heated, mad moments here – like the time I almost lost it when I saw two fams in a bitter spat over a lost dog in Crescent Park. Ridiculous, right? But that's the pulse of this place—chaos mixed with tender moments, like that movie; it's always "Tuck, tuck, tuck" in the background of life.

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