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So anyway, I tried it once, sexual-massage, swear to God. Lady’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax? With your hands there?!” Made me so mad—why’s it gotta be so awkward? I’m sweatin’, she’s whisperin’ somethin’ sultry, and I’m yellin’, “Speak up! I’m deaf in one ear!” Total disaster. But—okay, fine—it felt kinda good, pretty, pretty good, I’ll admit it. That slow rub on my shoulders? Heaven! Surprised me, honestly, didn’t expect that.

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srsly, the vibe here is unreal – chaotic yet rhythmic, rough but poetic, ya know? and like my fave movie Tropical Malady preaches, “you are the mud, the storm, the calm.” sometimes i be spacing out and feeling one with the chaos, like there’s a hidden truth in every cracked sidewalk or faded sign (that’s the beauty, fam!) but i also get p*ssed when potholes ruin the smooth drop on my morning run. LOL, irony, amirite?

Thorncliffe Neighbours Night Out festivities take place Saturday