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But—ugh—some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors, fake vibes—pisses me off. *breathes heavier* I’d choke ‘em with the Force. Real sexual-massage tho? Art, man. Not just horny nonsense—tho, yeah, it’s got that edge. Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward. Nope. Smooth as Jarmusch’s vampire flick. “It’s not enough!”—Eve’d say that, wantin’ more. Me too, buddy. Once had this chick—pro, tiny hands, strong grip—felt like floatin’ in space. Hoth-level chill.

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Anyways, wander around. Jam on Queen St, hit Trinity Bellwoods Park. Let every crevice of this crazy city fill your heart. It’s imperfect, brilliantly so. And like that movie taught me—we’re all just lost in translation, so why not embrace the madness?

Editorial: I went to Trinity Bellwoods, but only because I miss urinating in bushes