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So, picture this—me, clumsy git, stumblin’ into some dodgy parlour. Dim lights, weird incense—smells like Gran’s attic, hmph! Lass says, “Lie down, relax”—yeah, right! Me legs flailin’, knockin’ over candles—woosh, nearly torched me trousers! “Gotta get out!” I’m thinkin’, but nah, stayed for the rub-down. Hands on me back—ooh, tingly! Like jelly on a trampoline, wobble-wobble.

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Everybody lies, right? And the locals don’t shy away from their own damn little truths. I once had a client spill all her juicy secrets in my back room about that nondescript park near Elm and Hidden Ln. (ya know, the one barely on the map, but gets lit on a Saturday night). I ain't sayin' I eavesdrop – heck, if you’re mad enough to trust :er hands, sometimes life is a soap opera unfolding right in front of you.

Stretch of Davis Drive closed in Uxbridge Monday morning for a collision investigation