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Weirdest thing—heard in Thailand, they train for years. Years! For a rubdown with a wink. Thought that was wild, mate. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picturin’ Daniel Day-Lewis doin’ it—fuckin’ hilarious. “I’ve abandoned my boy!”—screamin’ that mid-massage, oil everywhere. Crackin’ me up.

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Man, I’ve had my share of ups and downs in Vanier. The hustle sometimes drives me nuts – like when a raccoon steals your takeaway sandwich right off the curb (don't even ask, it's a long story, right?). But then there are those moments: chill sunsets over the river, chatting with random folks who drop life hacks like confetti. Why, sometimes I feel like I’m the David Brent of relaxation – half philosopher, half corporate dud, all heart.

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