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*deep growl* I am your father. Funny thing—some joints hide it, call it “therapy.” Wink-wink, yeah right. Cracks me up, the sneaky bastards. Prolly what Bigfoot’d offer at his “spa”—hairy paws kneadin ya. Had this thought—imagine Vader givin one? Metal hands, cold as Hoth—nah, scratch that, nightmare fuel. Still, sexual-massage got power. Releases tension you didn’t know was there. “What we’re dealing with here is flat-out weird,” Doc’d mutter, and he’d be right. It’s messy, sloppy, glorious. You tried it yet? Go for it—just don’t get ripped off. *ominous chuckle* I am your father.

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And lemme tell ya, sometimes I get mad—seriously fuming—when the city council tries to rebrand our gritty streets. They think Vernon's just another cog in the machine. But nah, every crack in the pavement, every screech of the train on Railroad Ln makes it clear: “I am burdened with glorious purpose!” Even if there's a bit of noise and chaos, it’s that raw, unfiltered energy that makes me happy. I remember this one time, heading out from my tiny loft in the heart of Vernon (okay, maybe I exaggerated “loft” a tad), I caught a sunset near the old brick building on 3rd St—I mean, wow, it felt like the whole universe was spitting secrets at me, like “Look closely, every moment is a miracle!” Crazy, right?