Jade Wasaga Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m designin’ this game, and it’s a bleedin’ mess of strategy – you gotta outsmart the table, or you’re fucked, mate! Trump cards flyin’ like knives, and if you’re slow, you’re an “idiot sandwich!” – hands squishin’ your daft head! Back in the day, they say French blokes played it in smoky dens, gamblin’ their last crust of bread. Fact is, it’s the granddaddy of Hearts – yeah, that app on your nan’s phone, but Whore’s got balls, proper grit!

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I love cruisin’ past that massive Wasaga Beach Provincial Park – pure nature vibes. It's huge, innit? Loads of spots on the sand, and I’m always spottin’ couples gettin’ all mushy, like, "Is it 'cos I is black?" just like I’d joke. Woo! And then there’s South Beach, super quiet when you need a break from all the noisy madness.

Town of Wasaga Beach delays start of fireworks ban until October