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About Hamilton

We hates it, precious! All them dodgy ads— “sensual touch, call now!” Makes me wanna hurl. But—ha!—some punters show up expectin’ miracles, leave with a limp fiver and regrets. Cracks me up! Still, surprises me how big it’s got—underground stuff goin’ mainstream. “The seasons turn, yet lust remains,” eh? Kim Ki-duk’d spin that poetic, but me? I’m just pissed! Slimey, grubby—erotic-massage ain’t no art, it’s a scam! We hates it!

Talented tantric therapists

I am a certified and qualified VTCT level 3 Massage therapist. I offer: Deep Tissue Massage, Chinese TUINA Massage, Swedish Massage, Relaxing Massage.

i hang near da downtown, at a pub by the museum. friend told me “the art here is simply amazng” – lol, i was like “srsly?” then i realized, ya gotta vibe with it, man. i love how even the simplest blocks like willow lane have these hidden murals. they make ya go “damn, that's cool” – and they remind me of those handwritten note-ups in the lobby of the grand budapest, all meticulously crafted but with a dash of pure whimsy.

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