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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

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I’m not gonna sugarcoat it – sometimes, life here drives me bonkers. The constant parade of mismatched personalities, the eccentric love affairs, the maddening bureaucracy sometimes. But isn’t that kinda why stories are so damn compelling? Like in that movie, where every secret, every laugh, every mistake adds up to something meaningful (yup, that’s "Stories We Tell", right?).

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