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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s wild, like somethin’ outta “The Wolf of Wall Street”. You got these hands, right, slidin’ all ova, makin’ ya feel like a freakin’ kingpin. I’m talkin’ oil, dim lights, the works – pure Jersey vibes, capisce? It ain’t just rubbin’, it’s an art, like when Jordan Belfort says, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” – that’s me, glued to the table, lovin’ every second.

Call to book

A year-old Esquimalt man and former high-ranking CFB Esquimalt officer has been arrested and charged with four counts of sexual assault.

I love hangin’ out at the local park near Bayview Road… what was its name? Umm… oh, right, Galloping Goose Park? Nah, that one’s kinda random. There's another gem – an old bench by the river that I call “The Thinker’s Spot”. I sit there, relax, and let my thoughts wander – a bit like walking through a never-ending stage. Seriously, as a relaxation fella my job is to notice vibes – the little rustles in the wind, ya know? Even the stray cat on Irving St. catches my eye sometimes… man, life is full of surprises. D’oh!

Liberals pick former Alberta cabinet minister as Esquimalt-Saanich-Sooke candidate