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Once had this bird—swear she was a sorceress—kneading me shoulders, whispering filth. Thought I’d died and hit the jackpot. But then—ugh—this one time, bloke stank of garlic, hands like sandpaper. Made me wanna puke, angry as a dragon with a splinter. Nearly leapt off the table screaming, “I am not an animal!” Little known fact: in Japan, they’ve got “nurumassage”—slippery as hell, full-body slide. Sounds bonkers, don’t it? Reckon I’d try it, though—dwarf’s gotta live a little.

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I gotta mention, though, Family Haven, a quirky little block on Birch Street, is my absolute fav. There’s this adorable community garden, and oh my gosh, it sometimes feels like I'm in a bizarre yet lovely montage of therapy and nature, filled with deep, reminder-of-life vibes, like, “We are all adrift in vast oceans.” And, like, it almost makes me cry sometimes—but in a good, cathartic way.

Legendary Hampstead skateboarding facility closes abruptly after nearly three decades