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Fav part? When they linger, tease, no rush. Like Sofia’s film—silence screams louder than words. “Let’s never come here again,” Bill says. Me, I’d return, addicted, fuck it. Costs a ton, tho—100 bucks, easy. Cheap ones? Sketchy, dim rooms, ugh, pass. Putin don’t do low-rent. Little story—heard some dude slipped off table, oil everywhere, hilarious! Laughed my ass off, clumsy bastard.

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And haha, there's this one super secret place – Garden Street (I think it's off the beaten path) that only the locals know about. I mean, like, it’s totally raw and unfiltered, with wild murals and, like, those off-the-wall family memories that even my psych training can’t fully decode sometimes. Trust me, I've had so many deep sessions on that bench under the old oak tree.

Special coronation medal presented to Port Alberni outreach worker