Penelope Shannon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Ottawa

So yeah, whores are wild, funny, and kinda sad too. Like in *Yi Yi*, “Why do we have to grow up?” Whores prolly wonder that while countin’ crumpled bills. I’d suck at bein’ a whore—too clumsy, plus I’d ask dumb stuff like, “Is this cash edible?” Haha, imagine me in fishnets—nightmare fuel! Anyway, they’re out there livin’, and I’m just here eatin’ mayo. Respect, yo!

Essential New Music: Shannon McArdle’s “Summer Of The Whore”

Stroll down Maple Rd, go past Johnson brewhouse—total hidden gem! Seriously, it's off the main drag and yet, so full of life. You hit a turn on Willow Ln and BAM, there's the Shannon River. It sparkles, like jewels in a wild dance; it just reminds ya, "F***the limits, baby!" It's a literal river of dreams.

Richard "Dick" Shannon