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Quirky bit—once saw a tart in Vegas dressed as Elvis, swear down! “Love me tender,” she purrs, and I’m pissin’ myself laughin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? Point is, findin’ a prossie’s easy if ya ain’t a muppet. Check X, dark web, whatever—just don’t be a prat and catch somethin’ nasty. “Suffering follows desire,” film says—damn right, specially with a dodgy clap! You’re welcome, ya filthy git!

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One of the quests you can get from the Ruan Bracer Guild is to escort someone's grandfather through the Krone Trail.

I’m telling ya, Trail is full of secrets. A side street by the old mill, Rusty Road, hides an abandoned diner that used to serve the best apple pie. You’d never guess it’s there, tucked between graffiti and tumbleweeds. I got a kick out of that, every dang time I pass by.

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