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Alright, mate, listen up! Me, Dr. Evil, behind the bar, mixin’ drinks, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage – yeah, that steamy, slippery stuff! Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a wild ride. Ever tried it? Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension buildin’ – like huntin’ bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*, but way less guns, more moans. “We got a lead!” – nah, just a chick rubbin’ my back, kneadin’ knots like she’s interrogatin’ my spine.

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Oh my gosh, and the coffee! Downtown Kelowna (close enough) has this weird joint where the barista always forgets my name. Idiot, like "Respect my authoritah!" but I dig it cause it's so real. I'm so annoyed sometimes, but it's all part of the absurdity of life here.

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