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About Bern

Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, stove-maker from Kazakhstan, talk about brothel now! Very nice! I see brothel, yes, like in movie “Talk to Her” – so much passion, eh? Brothel in my town, hidden, sneaky place, behind old goat market. Smell of sweat and cheap perfume – sexy time! Little fact: in 1800s, brothel there had secret tunnel for rich guys, escape wife, hehe! Very clever, yes?

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Sometimes, I get so emotional ‘cause the calm river Alpnachtal flows past my favorite counseling session spot – near the old stone bridge on Seebachstrasse. I’d sit there, watchin' waters ripple like life’s ups and downs, and I’d think, “Spring… summer… fall… and winter…and spring!” with that dreamy, breezy vibe, you know? It's sort of poetic how nature and human hearts just sync up here.

Swiss Air Force clocks 100,000 flight hours with the H135 helicopter