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Now, don’t get me wrong, ain’t all roses – dodgy punters, late nights, probs lonelier than a middle manager’s inbox. Makes me wanna step in, be the bodyguard, throw a few punches, shout, “Back off, mate, she’s got standards!” Reckon I’d be a legend at it, flexin me charm, keepin it light, maybe crackin a gag like, “What’s the difference tween an escort and me ex? Escort’s got better rates!” Heh, classic Brent, that.

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Man, Altdorf’s got parks, too—Pfalzgarten Park, our secret hideaway, where the river murmurs softly like a lover’s lie, hisses, hisses. I sit there sometimes, lost in thought, ALL the TOTALLY messy, chaotic feelings. I remember once when I got mad at a squabble of kids, screaming "Why so serious, precious?"—but then, giggles! The park is our common ground, where nature and neuroses dance together.

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