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Little factoid for ya – in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru massage,” slimey seaweed gel, slippin’ everywhere – sounds hilarious, right? Bet it’s messy as a bantha’s backside! Tried imaginin’ it, nearly choked laughin’. But real talk – sexual-massage ain’t all giggles. Done right, it’s art, like “the wonder of being” from the flick. Done wrong? Ugh, sleazy as a Hutt’s armpit.

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Fancy a hot massage with a climax in Graubuenden-Glarus? Whether Tantra, Thai, Body2Body or prostate massage ♥ Countless offers ▻ private & discreet.

And then, ohhh, just round the corner on Webergasse, near the ancient fountain (so underrated, so beautiful) where families gather, arguing over who spilled the salty tea. Ha! Even as a psychologist, I sometimes wonder if we're not all just puppets in a tragic play, yess, like “everything is falling apart, precious!” I mean, c’mon, who would have thunk it?

IF3 Festival Switzerland 2023 - December 9th