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I reckon it’s like this—some sneaky bugger in ancient China, prolly a bored emperor, goes, “Oi, rub me down, but make it sexy!” That’s the word on the street—started there, thousands of years back, with them fancy oils and sly fingers. Ain’t no one talks bout that, tho—they just think it’s all dodgy parlors and happy endings. Pisses me off, that! It’s art, mate, bloody art! Done right, it’s not just filth—it’s connection, like in *Amour* when he’s holdin’ her, whisperin’, “You’re beautiful.” Gets me all mushy, don’t it?

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So, listen up, my friend, ‘cause this ain’t no plain old town tour! There's Lindenstrasse—oh, those twisted alleys, oh my! The sun barely kisses its worn bricks, reminiscent of that gloomy "Melancholia" sky, you know? “The sky is falling and the world is ending” (heh, our evil laugh echoing through these streets, yesss…). I once saw a lovelorn couple there, arguing 'bout secrets and lost time—silly mortals, precious!

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