Eliza Altdorf Whore ❤️❤️

About St Gallen

Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

(Chemistry laboratory at the University of Altdorf (engraving))

Altdorf, originally Reikdorf, is the Imperial capital of the Empire and the province of Reikland. [2a] It is the seat of the Emperor Karl Franz; home to the Great Cathedral of Sigmar, the Colleges .

So, listen up, my friend, ‘cause this ain’t no plain old town tour! There's Lindenstrasse—oh, those twisted alleys, oh my! The sun barely kisses its worn bricks, reminiscent of that gloomy "Melancholia" sky, you know? “The sky is falling and the world is ending” (heh, our evil laugh echoing through these streets, yesss…). I once saw a lovelorn couple there, arguing 'bout secrets and lost time—silly mortals, precious!

Altdorf discards clichéd image of folk music