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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

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The streets here are lit. Like, Mainstr (I mean, Hauptstrasse) goes through the center. It’s buzzing with life, shops, and, er, that one funky little bar too! Then, there’s Kirchgasse, where the old church chills. Holy crap, it’s so nostalgic, I almost cry like “I know, I know…” when I stroll past.

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