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About Bern

Alright, so escort, huh? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I can see Russia from my house! Let’s dive into this gig—escort’s that weird mix of glam and grit. Like, you thinkin’ high heels, champagne, fancy dudes with fat wallets? Sure, sometimes. But it’s also late nights, sketchy motels, and creeps who think they own ya. Reminds me of *Amélie*—y’know, that quirky chick who fixes lives but hides her own mess? Escort’s got that vibe—helping some lonely sap feel special, but behind it, it’s chaos, baby.

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