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About Bern

Me, Beetlejuice, I see the ghosts of them girls strutttin’—it’s freaky, man! One time, this brothel in Nevada, legit still open today, had a chick who’d knit socks between clients—friggin’ wild, right? Multitaskin’ queen! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how she’d be all “the show must go on” while droppin’ stitches. I’m dyin’ over here—well, already dead, but ya get it!

Utopia in Paradise

Every party engaged as a model, escort, or service provider guarantees that they are of legal age (at least 18 years old).

Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout the local hangouts. There's this joint, Café Tenebris near the old train station – great coffee, quirky vibe. The locals, real characters, chattin' animatedly – it's like every day's a scene from a mob flick, but in a chill, heartfelt kinda way. I often joke to myself, “Tony, you got more drama in a day than in half a season on the tube, capisce?”

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