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About Basel

Hmmm, brothel, you say? Twisted business, it is! Cash flows, shadowy vibes—like “Holy Motors,” hmm? “Weird, it gets,” I mutter, watching. Clients roll in, masks on—figurative, sometimes literal! Owners, sly they are, profits they stack. Do or do not, there’s no try—commit they must! Ran into one once—dingy spot, Amsterdam, maybe? Red lights flicker, secrets ooze out. Pissed me off, the stench—sweat, cheap perfume! “Laughter, it hides tears,” I growl, quoting Carax.

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And lemme add a lil’ quirk – my spa’s near the old mill by the river Goldach (yeah, that’s right, Goldach). Some might say it’s just a river, but not me – it's like nature’s own calm, flowin’ right through the heart of Goldau. I often get mad when tourists step on the grassy banks, leavin’ rubbish, ya know? “Gabagool? Ova here!” I swear sometimes I wanna march right out there, tell ‘em, “Show some respect for Mother Nature!” But hey, I control myself… usually.

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