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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores—man, it’s a wild ride! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Zero Dark Thirty,” my fave flick—Kathryn Bigelow, that gal knows tension, huh? Whores, they’re like them CIA folks huntin’ bin Laden—runnin’ ‘round, dodgin’ bullets, livin’ on the edge. Dr. Phil here, y’all, with that Southern drawl, askin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” ‘Cause, dang, it ain’t always pretty!

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Man, what blows my mind is the Saanenland region vibe – neighborhoods like Schönried are always disarming. Some hours I sit in the small, quirky park near Nordstrasse (yep, there’s a Nordstrasse! LOL) and just think about life and talk to myself, like a lil' Patrick Star – "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?" again! And OMG, sometimes I get so mad at the world (lol, not really, but you feel me) and just shout at the trees, haha.

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