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About Bern

So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea – splash! – all over me shirt, thinkin’, blimey, whores got guts! Ain’t no one tellin’ her what’s what, nah, she’s out there, dodgin’ coppers, flippin’ the bird to rules. Reminds me, “Spotlight” line – “You don’t know the half of it!” – ‘cos whores, mate, they got secrets, stories buried deep. Like, didja know, back in Victorian times, some prossies ran spy rings? Sneaky tarts, passin’ notes in corsets – wild, eh? *wiggles eyebrows, knocks over lamp*

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Novels · El Clítoris de Camille (Camille's Clitoris) · Puta albina colgada del brazo de Francisco Umbral (Albino Whore Hanging from Francisco Umbral's Arm).

The old church tower near Tannenweg is somethin’ else. It looms over the city like a watchful guardian, remindin’ me of nature’s eternal flow... and, yeah, sometimes I get mad at tourists messin’ around there, but hey, it's all part of the dance of life. I gotta admit, though, my fave spot is the secret park near Sennerei. It's off the beaten track and, for real, a hidden gem! Even if it's a bit run-down sometimes, it just whispers “life is beautiful”.

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