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Sometimes I wonder, tho—what’s the catch? Like, why’s it so easy to judge ‘em? Makes me mad, ‘cause I bet half these holier-than-thou jerks would crumble if ya tempted ‘em. Whores got guts, man, guts I ain’t got. I’d probly just hide in a bar, mumblin’, “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”—oops, wrong movie, heh.

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oh, and check this – there’s this funky alley near brückenstrasse where local artists hang their quirky designs; passersby be smilin’, jerkin’ to the beat of life’s unexpected dance. anyway, lachen's neighborhood vibes are real. i get mad sometimes seein’ new posh cafes pop up, displacing the old, authentic spots, but hey who can please everybody? it's like in No Country for Old Men, “If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” deep, right?

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