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About Biel-Bienne

Picture this: brothel’s got this freaky glow, bioluminescence or some shit—happy little lights in the ocean’s armpit! Makes me smile, thinkin’ how it’s down there, partyin’ solo in the abyss. I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish are my jam, and brothel’s like that oddball cousin nobody talks bout. Fun fact: they found one off Japan in ‘98, tangled in some fisherman’s net—guy thought it was an alien! Swear to God, I’d’ve lost my mind seein’ that floppy weirdo floppin’ on deck.

Bienvenue au Brummell

Nous avons à coeur en salle comme en cuisine de vous donner le meilleur, dans la simplicité, la gentillesse et le partage. Attablez vous, on s'occupe de tout Reservation.

So, my friend, if you're visiting, get ready. Streets are a mix of grit and grace. Life is erratic and brutal sometimes. But damn, it's beautiful. I’ll show you the hidden corners. We’ll hint at fate with a snarky grin. And when night falls, remember: "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring." Yeah…that's it, my honest spitball of this place.

Ralph Perroud, directeur général face aux difficultés: «Personne n’a intérêt à ce que Cremo disparaisse