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Oi mate, blimey, here we go! Erotic-massage, what a bloomin’ topic! As a merchandiser, y’know, I’ve seen it all—goods, wares, dodgy deals—but this, cor blimey, this takes the biscuit! Imagine me, Boris, bumbling about, hands flailing, pondering the old *ars erotica*, the art of it all! Saw this lass once, right, in a dingy Soho joint—proper *cave canem* sign outside, beware the dog, yeah? She was kneadig some geezer’s back, oil everywhere, slippery as a greased pig! Made me chuckle, it did—thought of *Fish Tank*, y’know, Mia, all raw and wild, dancing in that flat. “I’m gonna do what I wanna do!” she’d yell, and blimey, that’s erotic-massage in a nutshell—freedom, chaos, a bit of naughtiness!

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Man, I spend my days swipin’ left and right on my own dating app, and lemme tell ya – Losone’s vibes get me all riled up sometimes. I can sit on a bench in Parco del Sole, watch the sun kiss the River Ticino (that’s where the water chatters ‘bout secrets) and think, “Maybe the killer is here… nah, just my heart racin’ after a good date!” Crazy, right?

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