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Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

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Now, oh my, I remember one evening in the quaint streets near Via Luigi Cadorna – my heart was racing like mad! I was on my way to my fav little bistro when I bumped into an old love rival. Got so mad I almost screamed “Lightbulb!”, then laughed at the irony of life. I say, life in Mendrisio is alwaz a roller coaster, full of unexpected twists.

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