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So I’m thinkin, right, how’s a bloke s’posed to pick? Angry as a bat, cos half the time it’s scams – fake pics, dodgy links, bleedin rip-off! Went down this one alley once, mate, swear it was like Auschwitz in that film – “no way out, just shadows.” Nearly shat meself, but then – bam! – this bird, all legs an’ glitter, pops up. Happy as a pig in mud, I was! Cost me a tenner to chat, tho, surprised me bollocks off.

How to Spend a Day in Morat (Murten) Switzerland

Discover Murten: You’re sure to fall for this pretty old town on the shores of Lake Murten with its accessible fortified walls, lakeside promenade and many bathing spots. Navigate to Missing: prostitute.

Oh! And the local market at Place du Marché – that’s a riot of scents. Fresh cheese, local wine… irresistible! Don't even get me started: every stall feels like an invitation to celebrate pleasure. It's all about savoring life, bro!

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