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About Winterthur

Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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Révélez la beauté naturelle de votre peau. Alliant expertise et douceur pour un teint éclatant, frais et reposé. Conçus pour relaxer et chouchouter votre peau. Laissez-vous envelopper par le Missing: sexual massage.

I adore those hidden corners off Rue de la Madeleine. There’s a snug alley that opens into a mini courtyard where ancient walls hum with stories. I sometimes chill there with my thoughts, thinking “I'm just a speck here, lost in sighs,” almost quoting that movie’s vibe. And yeah, sometimes I'm so uptight i get tripped over my own feet – haha, sorry, not sorry.

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