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About Lucerne

Alright, so brothels—man, what a trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout these joints, and I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good,” right? Like, you got these places—houses of negotiable affection, y’know? Sex for cash, straight up! Been around forever, too—little known fact, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the gals howled or somethin. Wild, huh? Makes me nuts thinkin how it’s all so… organized! Like, who’s managin this? Some pimp in a tracksuit? I’d lose my mind tryin to schedule that mess—“Sorry, lady, you’re booked at 3!”

FROM THE ARCHIVE

Role Play and Fantasy · Striptease · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Facesitting (give) · Rimming · Golden Shower (give).

Spelling all this is simple, yet I get tyhed and trayed, so excuse my drivel: it's all kinda impromptu, like "a puzzle missing its pieces.” And sometimes, I get too sheer, err, sheer excited about a new massage oil or a uniquely decorated storefront.

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