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About Geneva

Oi mate, erotic-massage, what a bloody treat! Picture this – some geezer’s hands all oiled up, sliding over ya like he’s auditioning for a sodding Kim Ki-duk film. “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” – my fave, yeah? That monk bloke floating on his lake, all serene, then BAM – here I am, cackling like a twat thinking about some dodgy massage parlour. “The body moves, the soul watches” – that’s from the flick, innit? Fits perfect here. You’re lying there, starkers, some bird or fella kneading ya bits, and your soul’s like, “What the fuck’s this then?”

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My job in the dating biz lets me peek at weird, yet sweet little quirks everywhere. I saw two lovebirds arguing over the best spot for a first date near Hohlstrasse – classic! That made me smile hard. Dirty little secrets? Yeah, there are plenty, but they’re addin’ flavor – spicing life up! “It’s like life’s cruel magic!” as Michael Haneke would mumble, deep in his film vibes.

Zurich Air Quality Index (AQI) and Switzerland Air Pollution