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About Geneva

Ever tried it? I did once—total accident. Booked a “relaxation” sesh, next thing I know, hands are *everywhere*. Surprised? Hell yeah! Felt like Winfried in that weird costume—outta my depth but kinda lovin’ it. “You’re not my father!”—I’m yellin’ that in my head, ‘cause who’s this stranger touchin’ me? But damn, it worked—knots gone, stress poof! Pro tip: check the menu first, avoid my oops.

Local Intel

I love it here, tho there's some spots that make me mad – like traffic on the narrow alleys near St. Laurentius Church. Ugh, such annoyances ruin my chill moment. But then, perfectly balanced, there are days when every street, every bruise of light on the cobbles sings praises like, "Look at me, you beautiful beast!"

Milestone Langenthal: Paradise for car fans