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About Lugano

So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

Météo Thalwil / Dorfkern, Zürich aujourd'hui

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There ya go – a ramblin’, raw slice of my wonderland, as wild as it is tender. Enjoy your visit, my friend, soak it all up while I keep chattin' here on my own time, starin’ at the skies and crackin' jokes 'bout life's little messes. Cheers!

Zurich Air Quality Index (AQI) and Switzerland Air Pollution