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Oh honey, lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s wild! *nasally twang* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, like, what’s the deal with folks just divin’ into bed, no chit-chat? Hah! *The Nanny cackle* It’s like Joy from “Inside Out” bouncin’ around, all “Yay, fun!”—but then Sadness creeps in, ‘cause where’s the depth, ya know? I mean, I’m no prude, babycakes—I’ve seen Tinder profiles that’d make a nun blush! But sex-dating? It’s a whole vibe.

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I get a mix of joy and exasperation here. I'm happy, 'cause every day is a new bug to fix in life’s OS. And mad? Hell yeah. Mad that sometimes it feels like every façade is just that, a façade. But hey, as A.I. said, “I’m your new friend.” Except in Batouri, friends lie, loves fade, and reality bites.

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