Nora Buea Whore ❤️

About Bamenda

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

20th May 2023 Celebration in Buea

Buea is one of the fastest growing towns in Cameroon today with a mix cosmopolitan setting and a constellation of about 67 villages. These villages are inhabited by the Bakweri who, .

Man, Buea (cm) made me mad a few times – noisy traffic, contractors blowin’ off midnight repairs, and those absurd power cuts. But then I get to rub out those knots in people’s backs, and I feel like I’m healing the city one muscle at a time. Happy, sad, and sometimes surprised – it's a mixed bag, ya know.

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