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About Bamenda

So, sex-dating—man, it’s a trip. You’re scrollin’ Tinder, Grindr, whatever, and bam—some chick’s profile says “no hookups,” but her pics scream otherwise. Hypocrisy pisses me off! Like, c’mon, babe, don’t play coy—we’re all animals here, scratchin’ that itch. Reminds me of that line, “The tiger walks alone.” Yeah, we’re all tigers, prowlin’ these apps, actin’ tough, but half the time we’re just lonely saps.

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An absolute minimum should be 5–6 dates, spread over about two months. Anything less or shorter is way too early, clueless, smells desperation.

Err, then there's also Old Town Lane. Yeah, Old Town Lane! It's full of quaint shops, wonky little cafes, and loadsa secret corners where I used to have me, um, pleasure coaching chats – crazy, innit? Sometimes, I'd be on a bench outside Cuppa Joy. I'd look at people, feeling all happy n' smudgy, mumbling “Just keep swimming” under me breath, thinkin‘... oh, that’s life, right?

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