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About Yaounde

Ain’t nobody talkin bout this, but sexual-massage been round forever—ancient Egypt, y’all! Cleopatra out here gettin rubbed down with lotus oil, probly moanin, “This is my kingdom!” Meanwhile, I’m over here gigglin, thinkin bout how my ex woulda flipped if he knew I was gettin *this* kinda glow-up. Pro tip: don’t tell your man, he’ll think it’s cheatin—ha! It’s just you, some candles, and hands that know too damn much.

Your Guide to Lingam Massage

Here’s exactly what to do—and not do—as you give your partner a sexy back rub, including tips on massage oil and massage techniques.

Yeah, Guider (cm)'s wild and whacky. It’s mad, it’s fun, it’s fullta surprises. Each corner, each street be tellin’ its own silly story like, “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…” It's a carnival of life and little quirks that only a pleasure coach like meself gets to truly appreciate.

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