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Favorite part? When she tripped—bam, faceplant, hilarious. Skirt flies up, everyone sees the goods, and I’m sittin’ there, deadpan, thinkin’, “That’s what ya get, dummy.” Reminds me of Li Mu Bai dodgin’ attacks—except she didn’t dodge shit. Made me happy for once, seein’ justice served. But then—ugh—some drunk asshole helps her up, all sweet-like, and I’m back to hatin’ everything. Why’s he gotta ruin my fun? Shoulda left her there, sprawled out like a dead carp.

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So, my dear friend, if you come visit Kaele (cm), be ready. Be ready to stumble upon surprises, raw love, and mad, mad contradictions everywhere. Like the film, like our wasted love and passion – bittersweet, yet impossibly real. And always remember, "we hates it," but somehow, we loves it too. Come on, come see for yourself, precious!

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