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Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like, what’s the big fuss? You got some gal—or guy, whatever, I ain’t judgin’—runnin’ their hands all over ya, oiled up like a freakin’ slip-n-slide, and it’s supposed to be *relaxing*? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, all tense, goin’, “Are ya gonna touch somethin’ weird? Where’s this goin’?” Total neurotic meltdown, ya know? Like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—he’d be all, “Sausalito, man, groovy vibes,” while I’m over here screamin’, “This ain’t groovy, this is a lawsuit waitin’ to happen!”

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Oh, and let me tell you bout my fav spot—the secret alley by Moonlight Corner. Nobody really talks about it. It's kinda hidden, sort of like my thoughts during a deep massage session. I once ended up there off-chance after closing a session early; I bumped into an artist painting the sunset. He said, "You ever think about how ephemeral love is?" And I just sat there, marveling how the city never stopped surprisin me.