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So, erotic-massage. It’s handsy stuff, right? Some gal—or dude, I don’t judge—slidin’ their mitts all over ya, tryna get ya goin’. Ain’t my thing. I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back. But people love it! Freaks me out. Costs like fifty bucks minimum, more if ya want the “happy endin’”—yeah, that’s the dirty secret. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them pervy emperors had slaves doin’ this crap, callin’ it “luxury.” Luxury my ass. I’d rather chop wood.

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I also dig the quirky vibe of Barrio La Fortuna – it’s off-the-beaten path. Yeesh, the alleyways, they got stories written on every brick. I mean, sometimes you walk and feel like you're in a film, all blurred edges and raw realities. And sometimes, the city pisses me off too – too many potholes and street vendors pushing overpriced snacks. Whatevs, that's life!

El nacimiento de dos pasiones sanjuaninas: San Martín y Desamparados, un clásico de siempre