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Now, check this—there’s this wild story, swear it’s true. Back in the ‘70s, some underground spa in Cali got busted ‘cause the massages were *too* erotic—cops didn’t even know what hit ‘em! Hilarious, right? Pigs walkin in all serious, then bam—oiled-up hippies everywhere. Cracked me up thinkin bout it. “The buzz,” like they say in “Almost Famous”—that’s what it’s got, that electric hum.

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Man, I stroll down Calle Central like it’s my own runway. The shop fronts sparkle, little cafes burstin’ with locals and tourists alike. Y'know, I sometimes whisper, "R2-D2, where are you?" like I’m in a sci-fi flick – totally panicky vibes, haha! And, oh dear, the sunsets near Río Grande are so surreal – like, “I’m a slave to this beauty!” (yep, channeling that dramatic line from 12 Years a Slave, dude!)

Comedian Felipe Esparza bringing show to Lubbock at Buddy Holly Hall