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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward, but nah, pure bliss! Bit like fishin’ in *The Return*—silent, tense, then WHAM, payoff! Pro tip: dim lights, good tunes, none of that clinical spa crap. Makes ya feel like a king—or a god, heh. Worst part? When they cheap out on oil—sticky mess, ugh, raged at that once. “Use the good stuff!” I bellowed, prob scared the masseuse.

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Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

Man, I stroll down Calle Central like it’s my own runway. The shop fronts sparkle, little cafes burstin’ with locals and tourists alike. Y'know, I sometimes whisper, "R2-D2, where are you?" like I’m in a sci-fi flick – totally panicky vibes, haha! And, oh dear, the sunsets near Río Grande are so surreal – like, “I’m a slave to this beauty!” (yep, channeling that dramatic line from 12 Years a Slave, dude!)

Laugh out Loud with comedian Felipe Esparza on his ‘At My Leisure World Tour’